The Red Phone

It came from the sky in the blink of an eye.
A flash of light.
A conspiracy theorist’s delight.

Obama picked up the red phone.
Dialed 911 for our friends who are not shown.
Who have been watching us forever.

Many thought they were not really here.
Believers were thought to be crackpots and feared.
And on Tuesday the stage was finally set.
The day aliens and humanity met.

How much more toxic could we be?
How many prayers to Jesus before we would see
That we are not alone and never have been.
Jesus has been watching from above as we spin.

Obama spoke these few words.
So as to not become unglued.

“I finally have called in the Cavalry. The secrets of this presidency are to come to an end today. The United States has been working with not one but many aliens nations for decades. Anytime human technology seems to great to be true (The Moon Landing)… it is.  We have reached out in times of need for technology to help us with the evolution of the human species. There is no longer any time to hide this secret. With the oil spill in the Gulf, two wars, an unravveling global economy, unrest in Iran and North Korea and the continual melting of our polar ice caps;  it is time to work in concert with our alien friends and allies. No longer will we live in fear of humanity. We are now one with the galactic nation.

Any questions?”

Plastic Prophets

Cyber attacked. The U.S. just got jacked with our heads
turned, hands in our pockets.
Knife in the back.

Seems North Korea got tired of shooting their bottle rockets.
So they decided to hack into our back pockets. With their neighbors
in the South found unable to respond.

Now their big brother across the pond must contend
with Iran and North Korea. Not to mention internal class warfare
over perceived new systems of welfare for health care.

Fox News and Rush claim they aren’t the media. As they continue
to attack anything new to ya. They continue to keep their listeners pumped
full of fear and hate.

Cause Obama is a fascist clown. Puppet to everyone around.
We’ll dig in and fight every choice that he makes. Just to be
sure that our vote for McPalin wasn’t fake.

We need a voice and Rush is our choice. We don’t need a
living savior because our Lord told us so. Said that as long
as we don’t accept that the war was a mistake, the rapture
will be sooner for Pete’s sake.

Cause we can’t see our loved ones eternally if there’s
peace in the Middle East. Therefore we’d be much better
off with Osama than Obama. Please bring us nuclear war dearest Osama.
We’ve been lauding for your cause and it’s more war we’re fighting for.

Strap a bomb on your chests or wear a bullet proof vest.
The terrorists are the same and are all around ya.
Some live far away. Some are right behind ya. Some worship
Allah and some worship plastic. The only difference is that
some are more bombastic. Funny thing is they all believe in magic.

Some fight for their prophets and some fight for their mortgages.
The only real difference is the distance between them.
They both have a fundamental view that what they are fighting for is superior.
That they could never be wrong or inferior.

Cause you have to be strong to drop the bomb.
Let the plastic prophets sort the bodies out.

As seen on CNN

Gay marriage. Abortion. Iran. North Korea.
Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter.
Facebook. Facebook. Facebook. Facebook. Facebook.
War. Terror. And the bombs bursting in air.

We are so distracted by the simple things. Simple wings
and a beer. Watch the game, have no fear. I want to live forever.
The singularity is near. But “The End Days” are nearer. Live Long and
Prosper. As Jon and Kate got hate.

As internet stalkers email and comment and attack characters
that don’t even exist. Fakebook permits. A fake universe where people
make up fake profiles to spew hatred and sling mud because they
are empty under the hood. Because they got no goods.

Tweet this. There’s a revolution going on. And it’s not right here
in America. It’s everywhere. Obama is a fever that has caught
like no bird flu ever knew. By staying calm and collected the man got elected.
And now he’s sticking to his guns. We are no axis of evil. We are just plain people.

As doors are getting kicked in. As journalists are getting boxed in. The revolution
is being tweeted and no coverage could ever be more free and immediate and NOW.
NOW, Journalism is a course being taught in schools which can never beat
a bloody text message from the street.
That, can never be tested. That, can never be bested.

As more teeth are getting kicked in, we ask, “Who is going to win?”

As seen on CNN. As seen on Twitter. As seen on Facebook. As seen on iReport.
As I change the channel. Jon and Kate separate.